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PostSubject: post funny jokes   Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:32 am

here you can post funny jokes you know Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:45 am

how do you make an instant elephant????

Open the package, add water, and run!
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what has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks and 2 trunks???

an elephant with spare parts!!!
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
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said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:06 am

oh and these too :

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!!"
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The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:26 pm

LOL lol! lol! lol!

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."

Not to funny really.

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:55 am

A wizard was in a tv show and for his last trick he sent some one from the public he said to him to hit him with a sludgehammer he whisperd in his ear and said its a trick the man hit him he went to the hospital after ten days the wizard started to move the man was impressed the the wizard said -ta-ta Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:06 am

ha...ha...ha dilor Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:19 pm

lol nice ones guys how about this
what is the mix betwen jaz and punk????

its junk
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:23 pm

put that in the favorite song topic please it is "spam" tongue tongue tongue that kind of music exists for real tongue clown elephant
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:26 pm

no its not a spam its a joke byt u dont understand that
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:27 pm

lol i was joking "junk" music exists for real??? scratch Suspect lol!
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:50 am

ahaha it would be funny if a new genre came out called junk... haha

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:15 am

Does anybody have any good blonde jokes? (:
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:18 am

ok i'll post some but not now....i think i had some in my pc somewhare geek
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:25 am

hey junk music doesent exzist for real it was only a joke
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:32 pm

Yeh i was just wondering how cool it would be if it did come out. lol would be funny!

Are we allowed to put funny pics as well? lol i have a REAL funny one... bounce


Funny Myspace Pictures


lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:12 pm

hehe nice football player ... i see he is in shape Laughing hahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:23 pm

lol!

That is disgusting! I mean how can he even run? Its amazing he is even on the team haha!

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:42 am

yes nice job but i will make another topic for funny pics
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:06 am

Yeh, i should have thought of that. pale

I kinda knew it was a lil wrong posting it in here, coz this is for jokes. soz team

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:43 am

ok since we hav a funny pic topic i will put a funny video topic but there we don't have to rate who's video is the best just put funny videos
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:50 am

if u wat u can post only the link of vid if it is in u tube
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:08 pm

Yup Yup got it.

So back to the jokes lol,

A jew, a German, a Italian, a Australian and the Pope walk into the bar, and the bartender say's "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?"

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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:33 am

ha ha what about this whats the name of the spanish stomach doctores its dolores de panca (stomach ache)
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:48 am

haha you have to know a little italian to get this joke dolor( ache or pain)lol
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PostSubject: Re: post funny jokes   Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:28 pm

a doctor had an afair with his nurse and when she was ready to give birth the doctor sent her to itali and she must give him a cartoline when she will give birh and 2 months later a cartoline came the doctors wife had no idea there was a cartoline with a spagheti picture the doctor read macaronies 2 with sausages to without sausages
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